Yambag of the Day

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Nominee number 1 - Here's the latest bad excuse from a drunk driver . . .

A 45-year-old woman in St. Petersburg, Florida named Maria Jurgilewicz got pulled over around 2:00 A.M. on Sunday after a cop saw her drifting between lanes.

She had alcohol on her breath . . . couldn't follow simple instructions . . . and was slurring her speech.  But she claimed she hadn't been drinking, and blamed it all on an EGG ROLL.

She said she was eating an egg roll in the car, and that's what made her swerve.

The police report doesn't mention any food containers or other signs that she'd actually been eating in the car.  But they did find a bunch of DRUGS.

They found several types of pills, including opiates, and also a straw with a white residue on it.

She's facing charges for drunk driving, possession of drugs without a prescription, and possession of a controlled substance. 


Nominee number 2 -   Freedom means different things to different people.  But no reasonable person wants you to have the freedom to do ANY of this . . .

A 44-year-old guy named Frank Towers got arrested in Minneapolis on Friday after he got naked at the airport . . . started PLEASURING himself . . . then got into it with a TSA agent and threatened to kill them.  And when airport police told him to stand down, he refused because, quote, "It's a free country.”

When they confronted him, he'd just picked up a stanchion post and was swinging it around like a weapon.  That's one of those things with a strap that they use to create lines before you go through security.

He swung it around and THREW it at the agent.  Then the cops confronted him, and that's when he dropped the "It's a free country" line.  They eventually had to tase him.

They didn't know about the nakedness until they checked the security footage later on.  They also found footage of him punching and headbutting TV screens, and he threw a chair at one point.

He's facing felony charges for threats of violence and fourth-degree assault. 

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