Yambag of the Day

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Nominee number 1 -  I guess this dude's more of a Hot Pocket fan:  

Cops in Oklahoma City are searching for a guy who went to a grocery store on Sunday . . . and DEFECATED in one of the freezers, right on the Totino's Pizza Rolls.

It's not clear why he did it.  But the worst part is, a CUSTOMER found it.

A woman named Shirley Wright-Johnson was shopping with her two kids.  She opened the freezer to grab some pizza rolls . . . and unfortunately chose the wrong pack.

After the guy did his business, he used a pack of them to cover it up.  So when she grabbed the one on top, she felt something SMUSHY on her hand. 

When she saw what was under the bag, she freaked out and immediately told an employee.

She says she washed her hands and used BLEACH to disinfect them.  But she and her kids could still smell it on their drive home.  The store offered her some steaks to say sorry.

The store where it happened is a chain called Crest Foods.  They checked their security footage and say the guy was also walking around taking photos of women with his phone.  They posted a shot of him walking out, and hope someone can I.D. him. 

Nominee number 2 - It may seem like a good idea to commit a robbery at a business when the power is out.  There's a chance the security system is down . . . and even if the cameras are still working, it'll be dark.

Of course there's one big negative:  The cash register will also be down.

Around 4:30 A.M. Friday morning, some guy tried to rob a gas station in Lincoln, Nebraska.  The guy went in . . . started talking to the clerk . . . and that's when the power went out.  There were a lot of other outages in the area too.

The robber pulled a knife, and demanded money from the clerk.

But since the power was out, the register wouldn't open, and the man was forced to leave the store without any money.

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