You wanna know Hoover's story?  The real story?  From the man's mouth firsthand?  Yeah, okay, just click on this.

Hoover's innermost thoughts, which mostly revolve around screaming guitar solos, cold Budweiser and girls, are shared for all the world to see.

Check Out Hoover's MySpace Page

Hoover's a grind-it-out up the middle kind of a guy, so it figures he'd be a diehard Pittsburgh Steelers fan.

Check Out The Steelers Website

In which two of Hoover's favorite things, beautiful women and Bud, are morphed into one.

Check Out The Bud Girls